So much for the lofty cadences and uplifting Shakespearean majesty of the King James Bible…..or maybe…. one of the translators found a page from King James’ royal diary recounting his frolicking with his favorite male courtiers
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How dare thee mock the word of god, ye bloody infidel, fear His wrath! Thou art very much blinded by the Muhammedans and their deception! doth not hark to those folk, verily those gents useth deception to achieve their goal. Alas, i guess ye shall turn a deaf ear to what i say.
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thou speakest bollocks good sir
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I bethink thou doth not understandeth ‘t wast sarcasm mine brother
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Verily I got your drift mine brother
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I am fain thou did understand what i wast trying to declare. I thank thee mine brother for having such an enlightening conversation with me. May the Almighty which is in heaven bless thy soul. Amen
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Amen. And may God save the KIng!
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Damn, you guys are good.
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@quran&bibleblog Thanks man…
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Too bad that the Study Quran went after a King James style translation instead of making easily accessible and simple modern English translations like those of professor Abdel-Haleem.
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@Caring Person, Doth thou not findeth that king james style sounds more heavenly mine dear Saracen?
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@Caring Person, you’re right by the way, it should be simple and modern due to the fact that i would be hard for youngsters to understand…
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I mean it would be hard for them to understand the KJ style…
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*it
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But it’s no hard if you get used to it by the way…i remember the first time i picked up a bible i had to constantly google some words…
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Shaad,
Why didst thou cease to speak in ye olde English?
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Forsooth does he mocketh us?
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Methinks thou dost complain too much, sir.
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Nay, i would nev’r fleer thou mine brothers
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methinks the cup doth show the wrong translation
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Erasmus, Haply Thou art right mate, genitals is writ as flesh in KJV compared to the NIV, what dost the context declare?
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did the torah say that it was not MORALLY wrong to eat pig, but ritually it was? or does the torah see a command as A COMMAND which is either obeyed or broken?
you are making your early fristians very RITUALISTIC lol even though it has nothing to do with wrong and right.
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when jihover said don’t eat pig , did he see it as a command or did he see it as a ceremonial ritual ?
jihova said he is a “holy god”
“You shall be holy because I, Yahweh your god, am holy”
“to distinguish between the holy and the profane, between the impure and the pure.”
yhwh is a holy god. does a holy god say that EATING pig, bacon, blood , pork does not DEFILE because it does not REACH the heart?
the thing is that the markan BS reduced the HOLY command of holy jehova/yhwh/el elyon/adonai / el olam / el roi/ el shaddai to DIGESTION and crapping out .
the markan writer literally urinated on the holy command of jihowa. gods COMMANDS are gods COMMANDS .
peter knew that, and thats why he never knew of mark 7. peter wasn’t dull or stupid, he was intelligent enough to know that sacriiced blood god CANNOT make holy commands abrogated .
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