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  1. Yeah refrain from alcohol and sex in this life and allah the pimp will reward you with booze binging orgies in paradise lol.

    You couldn’t make this stuff up, folks. 😂

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    • @Samaritan

      > Yeah refrain from alcohol and sex in this life

      You realize that there’s something in Islam called marriage? Where are you getting this idea that sex is prohibited in Islam? I guess you just showed the depth of your understanding of Islam.

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    • Assuming you’re an atheist, then you must at least have known the simulation argument and the holographic argument of the universe.

      Both theories basically say that the universe isn’t as real as you thought. This is in line with what the Quran says, that heaven is much more “real” than this Earth.

      Just like the sensations of playing a VR game with a headset does not come close with the experience of the “real” world, the pleasures of heaven are beyond our imaginations.

      Following the guidance of the Creator and abstaining for transient things in turn of permanent things is just more rational.

      P. S. inb4 the backfire effect

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    • Um idiot, since when do Muslims refrain from sex?

      Yep, you certainly can’t make this stuff up! There are morons galore thinking they know something about Islam! 😉

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    • Let him mock. Just like those before him and those after him he too will die. Humans don’t live long. Let him enjoy his mockery.
      As Allah says in the Quran:
      Q 83:29-36 Those in sin used to laugh at those who believed. And whenever they passed by them, used to wink at each other (in mockery); And when they returned to their own people, they would return jesting; And whenever they saw them, they would say, “Behold! These are the people truly astray!”
      But they had not been sent as keepers over them! But on this Day the Believers will laugh at the Unbelievers. On Thrones (of Dignity) they will command (a sight) (of all things). Will not the Unbelievers have been paid back for what they did?
      Q.31:24 We shall allow them to enjoy themselves for a short while, then force them into severe torment.

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